Brian Sewell has many talents: journalist, art critic and the ability to make “Ah, you’re paying attention” sound faintly erotic. It’s all been collated in briansewell.co.uk, an ode to his work and wonderful enunciation. www.briansewell.co.uk/brian-sewell-written-word/brian-sewell-soundboards.html Click here for the Brian Sewell soundboards, which collect some of his best phrases and look out for his new book Naked Emperors, published in October by Quartet Books.

