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Kermit goes to the dark side

You can't un-see this

Whether or not you appreciate the dark and moody exploits of Anastasia Steele and Mr Grey, every S&M-based film franchise could use a bit of light relief. Introducing Fifty Shades of Muppets, which is every bit as traumatising as you think it would be. And it’s only a fake trailer. Thanks to mash-up maestro Darth Blender, instead of a naughty-yet-PG Miss Piggy and gentleman charmer Kermit, we are privy to their much raunchier alter egos. It’s horrible, and yet, horribly watchable.

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