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A (murder) house like this

But have you actually looked inside? We have, and it’s just so weird. On so many levels.

We’re not really sure where to start with this. A six-bedroom house is for sale in Leytonstone for a cool £1.2m; so far, so normal (this is East London we’re talking about, *weeps*). But have you actually looked inside? We have, and it’s just so weird. On so many levels. There’s a room that was clearly owned by someone with an unhealthy interest in serial killers. There are two sad kitchens, despite several bedrooms having small gas hobs. A psychotically symmetrical back garden. In short, it's the kind of house you end up running through in your nightmares. There is one redeeming factor. As a colleague pointed out: “Sick sound system, though”.

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